A woman should have four pets in her life: A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.
(via thedame)
A woman should have four pets in her life: A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.
(via thedame)
I’m sure someone will give me shit for posting this, but, come on…